Britney Spears in Roumen

zakpat84 · 11-26-2008, 05:52 PM

no offense to britney(who i lyk) and fiesta(which i luv)

After a long shoot in a sauna Britny decided 2 take a break in the local pool. a smyl on her face and the cool water lapping at her skin britny was at peace with the world. she didnt care about k fed, about the kids, her baldness . she was at 1 with the world.

foooooosh

suddenly britny was in a world filled with anime ppl , ppl wizzing by on pegassi,wierd toy horses and turkeys, the air was cold and heavy and now even her purrrfeect tan looked as pale and televised as the guys and girlz around her.wtf happned? she asked herslf.

a head appered over britny in he hazy state. it was a pretty red haired girl by the name of remi.

remi;i am an element helper

brit;where the hell am i?

remi;u r in romen

brit;ro- hu?

britny was flustered , she neva b4 had to use her hed in a situation , her boobs usually took care of that. the woman, remi was standing on a wooden crate and tirelessly guiding othas who appeared out of nowhere.

brit;hey u perky girl,
wat can u help me with?

remi;well, i can give u this little screen which shows you how to move and zoom and stuff.

brit;if u got the title helper shouldn't they give u mor to do

remi;well i'v spoken to roumenues and he-

brit;u let a man tell u wat to do! get off that crate u spineless cow ........and wipe that smile off we better get this settled (usa style)!

britny under the heavy gaze of many lazying pppl strode across the habour.

brit;whoa ho! put some clothes on ur butt u bimbo.

Pey , a well established merchant looked horrified then swore under her breath wen britny realised she wasnt gonna respond.

brit;now remi show me this womaniser who makes u wear nun clothes and stand on a crate ur hole lyf.

Remi weakly pointed to a small old man with a clipboard who was taking down kid's names.he was wearin a wierd pilots outfit and sniffed his crooked nose at britny. she in return slapped him hard on the face.

brit;give this girl a proper job or ill roast ur ass with so many lawyers ull, u'll......

remi;uh thnk u very much but no sir i reelly lyk my job.

remi heded back 4 the crate and this relly got britnys blood fumin.

brit;hey u!
remi turned around.

britny flung the wierd stick in her hand at remi. the was a huge clang and remi was escourted to e.r. by julia (anotha nun apparently)

tired and sore from fallin though she didnt know how britny lazed on a staircase near to guards. she offered to kiss them 4 some cash but apparently whoever created this world didnt gyv them ....... guy stuff.

after a little nap britny walked up the stairs to an old man. she looked closer then closer.

brit;hey u uve got some geranium growin out ur cranium!...(how did i learn such big words)

the old man turned to her and reacted by swingin down his walkin stick knokin britny out cold.....

where will our diva find herself in this zany world next tym.wait for part 2.......watch this space