Episode One: Chaos
Blaaaahs stared at the creature. The pain eased off, but her fear grew.
“Dynanub. Dynanub. Nubnubnub. Dynanub,†squeaked the creature like a Pokemon.
“… Dynanub? Is that your name?†she asked quietly, but he didn’t respond. She peered at his face. He looks very similar to herself, very similar eyes. Is this my clone? She thought. She took a deep breath to calm herself.
“URGH!†She screamed, “YOU STINK!â€
“NO U!†squeaked Dynanub.
Her jaws dropped. “You can talk?†she asked, eyes widened. However, he didn’t respond again. Blaaaahs didn’t know what to do with Dynanub. She didn’t want to tell anyone how he was created, as she wasn’t sure if he was a good creation or not. She decided to bring him to town, and see how he responds to other people.
Needless to say, Blaaaahs was appalled by his behaviour. She had only brought him to town for 5 minutes, and he already pissed off half the town. What to do? What to do? She paced around. –DING- She suddenly remembered how Chinh used her mushroom before. Ever since he used the mushroom to propose to Wacky, he’s been growing less noobie and less stupid. Maybe if she tries to mushroom Dynanub, it might do the same thing to him!
Eager to see the result, Blaaaahs unshroomed herself and took a look at the new Dynanub.
Awesome! He had a whole new outfit and looks much better. He still stunk, but the new appearance was good enough. This time, she took him out to Elderine to see if his behaviour had also changed. To her horror, he seemed even worse.
Blaaaahs was baffled. She had no idea what she could do. She stood there, gaping helplessly as Dynanub tried to harass anyone who passed by.
“Blaaaaaaaaaaaahs!â€
She turned around to find Chinh standing there.
“Chinh! Great! You arrived just in time! I need your help!â€
“Need help with what?â€
“Him,†Blaaaahs turned to point at Dynanub, only to find him missing.
“OI!†yelled Chinh, and Blaaaahs spun back around to find Dynanub checking out Chinh’s ass.
Chinh glared at Dynanub, who looked up and stared at him intently. Then something odd happened. Blaaaahs suddenly noticed how Chinh’s eyes turned blank, as if his soul had been sucked out of him.
“Uhh… Chinh? You okay there?†Blaaaahs asked, but Chinh ignored her. Suddenly, both of them held hands.
“D:†Blaaaaahs gaped at them. Before she could stop them, they started announcing their love for each other.
“Excuse me!†a girly yet manly voice cried. Princess Wacky stood, tears running down her face. However, Chinh didn’t seem to take notice of her, and continued selling mansecks to everyone. Princess Wacky ran away, devastated.
“What the hell, Chinh?!†yelled Blaaaahs. She went up to him and punched him in the face to wake him up.
Chinh jumped wildly, which in turn startled Blaaaahs.
“What? What happened?†Chinh asked, confused, “Why did you punch me for? ;3;â€
“Dude, you were screaming to sell mansecks for everyone and Princess Wacky heard you.â€
“What? I did? I don’t remember anything. I just remember looking at this weirdo in a green suit and then everything seemed to have blacked out!†exclaimed Chinh. “Oh man, what should I do! Is she really upset? No no no… this can’t be happening!â€
But Blaaaahs wasn’t listening. She looked around frantically when she noticed Dynanub had disappeared again.
“Plz halp mi. Pliz pliz Blahs, me nu wanna loze herrr!†Chinh cried hysterically.
“Aish, alright alright! Just get a grip, will you? I’m sure she’ll understand,†Blaaaahs said, “Let’s see… how about using the mushroom costume again? It might trigger the sweet memories of your proposal and she may forgive you.â€
“YES PLZ GIB MI DA COSTUM PLZ!â€
Blaaaahs went to retrieve her shroom costume for Chinh and waited for him to put it on. She stared at the ground, frustrated and worried about Dynanub. Where is he? What if he’s causing chaos somewhere else? She had a feeling it was him who caused Chinh to become another person.
“OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!â€
Blaaaahs jumped, scared by the sudden scream. She turned to find a ripped shroom costume and a crying Chinh.
“I FORGOT 2 PUT DWN MI SWORD N IT BROKE COSTUMMEEE!â€
“God, you’re so smart,†muttered Blaaaahs. “No worries, I have more costumes. Let’s try the pink one.â€
“Err…†Blaaaahs tried not to laugh, “No, not pink… it doesn’t look quite right.†Tears welled in his eyes. “Oh, don’t get upset! I have one more costume and it should do the trick.â€
“Ah! Much better!†Blaaaahs said, pleased with the result, “A two headed Raccoon costume, who can’t fall for that? Alright, off you go then! Go and apologise to Princess Wacky! I’m in a hurry, I can’t stay with you, but I’m sure you’ll know what to say.â€
Before Chinh had a chance to ask her to zip up the zipper of the Raccoon costume at the back for him, Blaaaahs disappeared and had already teleported away.
Blaaaahs closed her eyes in attempt to calm herself. I must hurry, she thought, I must find Dynanub before anything else goes wrong. She spun and whirled through several world dimensions of Isya. Where could he be? What is he doing? Who is he? Why….
People screamed. She felt someone collapse by her feet. Blaaaahs eyes shot open and found herself overwhelmed by monsters.
“Holy shi-!†Blaaaahs yelled. “The hell?!â€
Archery 2000 Champion!
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