This thread deserves to live!
I have gotten to the point of avoiding DT now unless I am friends with the party. I went on a DT run where I was invited after they had already started (basically "too bad if you don't get boots cuz we refuse to wait for you"). Then the second I got there, 2 mages screamed "buff me" then ran to different rooms immediately. So I ran after one to buff him and the other one promptly died in the other room. I run to the other room to rev him and the first one dies.
This was the point where the fighter then dies at the Titan. He says "Maybe the cleric is just too tired to do her job and needs a cup of coffee". My response was "You're right, coffee sounds like a good idea!", at which point I quit the party and got myself some coffee!!!!!!