Britney Spears in Roumen(pt.2 feat Amy Whinehouse)

[zakpat84]

Again, no offence to anybody
(hopefully this version will have betta grammar and wordin)


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Britny awoke in a large tent and shackled against a large wooden pole. her hair, still a perfect blonde(as if it could eva change) , ahd some how also becom animated in a sort of ethereal film of fake plastered strands. Outside she cud make out the mumbles of various guards and the constant trottin of the youth that seemd 2 make up the bulk of the population.

brit: Damn yall this fells xactly lyk the day afta i slept wid that paparazzi man.

voice:so bored?

brit:so tired! hey wait a minut hus there?!

the voice was comin frm a wal of the tent where a terribly foul odour was permeating, britny shivered an tryed to make herself luk smaller the way her momma thought her. there was a rustle and a huge blak beehyv popped up

brit:Amy!

amy:britny!

brit:wats goin on amy im scared , all my fans must b worried sik

amy:dont worry we'l get outta this , 1 of these suckers caught me sellin some old dust to the kidddies . hehe , tryed it myself but nothing beats pure coke

brit:wat?!theres drugs here

amy: plenty, secret herbs and grasses aw, u hear that some1s comin

britny smiled at the fat guard hu walts in and he inclined his hed, then dragged britny and amy out the tent b4 a huge audience.

gran.myzen: i say burn the lot! we havent had that much killin fun since we sent marlone n maras motha on her way

gran.robin: dear dont u remember wat hppned that tym!

the 2 old ppl were arguin among themselves wen a small women frm the syd psst! at amy and britny . there was a huge bello of smoke an bothour divas found themselves on an empty island filled with spiked turtle shells.
3 women worked at taking off the cuffs and then turned to spek to britny and amy.

nina:we r of the feminist revolution and u 2 are our only hope!

whats this , a new order ? it seems lylkly that all is not well in this small part of isya. hopefully the next addition will shed lyt on these discoveries.

watch out for : Britney Spears in Roumen(The weddin)pt.3